2. Fluffy slippers:  

These babies are the best for those cold nights at home. They come in different shapes and sizes and look hot with tights. Hey, who says you can’t look like a hottie while you’re at home in your PJs? Hell, why not wear them out? You never know, some hot delivery guy might drop by out of random. Maybe even a postie or pizza guy? Hmmm… probably not, but at least you’re comfy!

3. Pirates!  

Since the dawning of Johnny Depp in eyeliner, pirates have been the new perve item. I’m not sure if it’s more the fact that they’re not the type you’d bring home to your Nan that is the most attractive aspect or the fact that they swing from ropes and wear nifty pants and vests. You decide. But either way, 40 or not, Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow has stolen my heart!